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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Irish sobriety

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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