- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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