- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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