- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

There once was this guy and he fell down

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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