- Anti Joke

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Tony Romo

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

your face

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd