- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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