- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Christ is a conspiracy

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What's the new green? Green

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Pickles are powerful

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

This is a joke.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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