Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Face...the other white meat!

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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