- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

This is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

whats green and slimy? green slim

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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