What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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I once did something.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Terry has ebola

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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