what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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