what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Brain fart

Your mums a potato

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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