- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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