Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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what's up? my penis.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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