- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

No!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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