- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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