What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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The queen having a shit

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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