- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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