- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

mitchell palmer sucks

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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