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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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