- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Prostitution is bad.......

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Racial Equality

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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