- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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