- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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