why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Badabing.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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