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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Racial Equality

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Prostitution is bad.......

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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