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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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