Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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lol

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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