A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's worse than this That :(

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Once, I went to Peru.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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