- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's 1+1? 69.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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