That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Anti Joke

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