people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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