Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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