What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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