- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Asian women drivers...

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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