- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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