- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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