Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Good job, son.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Wenis Penis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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I'm Coming

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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