Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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