- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

No because your face is really f***** up.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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