Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Caroline Kelly.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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