- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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