- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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