- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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