If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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