- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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