- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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