- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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