Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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