Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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whats black and large -me

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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João Duarte reads this.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What would Muhammed do?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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