A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Anti Joke

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